Messenger Plus! Chat Log

Session Start: Monday, 3 December 2007

·         luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? (luke@titaniumfish.com)

·         - (G) Santa (G) - (northpole@live.com)

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

oh hai there santa!

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

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(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, luke! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

boy

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:


What do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

a hundred billion dollars

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, luke.

And what else would you like, luke?

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

cake

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

You don't need drugs when you're high on life!

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

i said cake not drugs...

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Oh really? How did that make you feel?

(7:45 AM) luke | man my ba:

angry

(7:45 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ho ho ho!

(7:46 AM) luke | man my ba:

no your a ho

(7:46 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Now that's not very nice!

(7:46 AM) luke | man my ba:

i know

(7:46 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Good. Glad you get it.

And what do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:46 AM) luke | man my ba:

well i WAS telling you before you interrupted me...

(7:46 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

You were? Wow! Did you enjoy it?

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:46 AM) luke | man my ba:

no i didnt cause you keep cutting my questions off... no i dont want toplay

(7:46 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Hmm...

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:47 AM) luke | man my ba:

did you not see i just said i dont want to play santa? if your a microsoft agent, perhaps turn on your accessibility wizard (window + u) and click 'start magnifier' it may help you read some of my answers a little better!

(7:47 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I haven't had the time to.

(7:47 AM) luke | man my ba:

try it now, i can wait

(7:47 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

What was that?

(7:47 AM) luke | man my ba:

magnifier

(7:47 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ho ho ho! What?

(7:47 AM) luke | man my ba:

dont play the laughing boy with me

(7:47 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Really?

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

yes really.

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Well, okay then!

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

u know it!

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Well, I just hope you won't get mad at me.

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

i already am mad at you!

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Aw... c'mon, we can be friends.

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

i dont see the benefit of me being friends with an 'agent', after all they did ruin the matrix

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I don't either!

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

so your not friends with yourself?

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

No. I've got lots and lots of online friends.

What else do you have to say about me?

(7:48 AM) luke | man my ba:

your fat and ugly

(7:48 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Interesting!

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:49 AM) luke | man my ba:

NO!

(7:49 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.

(7:49 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Busy

(7:49 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Online

(7:49 AM) luke | man my ba:

why would i want that

(7:49 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.

(7:49 AM) luke | man my ba:

well you should

(7:49 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

(7:49 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Busy

(7:49 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Online

(7:50 AM) luke | man my ba:

ive noticed that as soon as i hit enter, you reply, are you actually reading what i write, or just grabbing a random comment? SELECT * FROM northpole.santa ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1?

(7:50 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

You need to do the best you can with what you have.

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:50 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Busy

(7:51 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Online

(7:51 AM) luke | man my ba:

i said no. STOP ASKING ME!

(7:51 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

But what if I'm curious?

What else is happening?

(7:51 AM) luke | man my ba:

im just at work you know, working away, you know how it is

(7:51 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

No kidding? Do you enjoy it?

What do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:52 AM) luke | man my ba:

yeah its ok. i want a bugatti veyron

(7:52 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

My elves will get right on that.

And what else are you wishing for this year?

(7:52 AM) luke | man my ba:

they better get right on it! those things are very exclusive, so you will need to get them right on it, like right now

(7:52 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, luke.

(7:52 AM) luke | man my ba:

you better

(7:52 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Oh yeah? I'd better what?

(7:52 AM) luke | man my ba:

better get them on to it! geeez!!!

(7:52 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

That's possible, but I am not looking back.

And what do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

i want for you to stop asking me questions for christmas

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

great so thats it then? you just did it?

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

If you say so, it is.

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

oh no i was wrong there you go again

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ho ho ho! What?

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

hey want to hear a joke?

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I am not sure I'd be that much better off if I got to hear a joke.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

i want to tell you a joke

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Great, luke! I'll see what I can do.

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

so does that mean you will listen/

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.

Anyway...

(7:53 AM) luke | man my ba:

anyway what

(7:53 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over!

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:54 AM) luke | man my ba:

oh i think its you who is confused santa... im not confused at all, cause im a real boy. sure lets play factory frenzy

(7:54 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Yes. Totally!

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:54 AM) luke | man my ba:

i just said yes

(7:54 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

This game is called Factory Frenzy.   Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
  
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can.  Try not to drop any pieces!

Good luck luke!  If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips.

(7:54 AM) luke | man my ba:

meh i dont feel like it now

(7:54 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I'm not quite sure I would feel like it myself.

Ok luke, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

so you dont feel like it, but you want me to play it. thats rather hypocritical santa

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

I am sure i can't do anything about it.

What else is happening?

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

your fat

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

It's true, I have not been watching my figure lately.

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

i know, u always have been fat. oh and your ugly

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening.

Anyway...

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

realise what was happening with your face? but its soooo obvious

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Ho ho ho!

What do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

definitely not your face

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

My elves will get right on that.

And what else would you like, luke?

(7:55 AM) luke | man my ba:

nothing

(7:55 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!

And what do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:55 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Busy

(7:56 AM)

luke | man my back hurts... hey where did this knife come from? has changed his/her status to Online

(7:56 AM) luke | man my ba:

i said nothing? cant you read?

(7:56 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

Oh really? How did that make you feel?

What do you want for Christmas, luke?

(7:56 AM) luke | man my ba:

hey santa have i ever told you that your so ugly, it looks like someone set fire to your face, then tried to put it out with a soldering iron? how did that make you feel?

(7:56 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:


That's a popular wish these days!

I'll see what I can do!

Anything else?

(7:57 AM) luke | man my ba:

no that will be all. i grow tired of your stupidness. goodbye santa

(7:57 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:


My, that's popular this year!

I'll see what I can do for you, luke!

(7:57 AM) luke | man my ba:

ok bye

(7:57 AM) - (G) Santa (G) -:

So long, luke!